10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.