10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.