10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.