10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."