10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.