10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is for loners.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"