10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson