10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)