10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.