10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.