10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury