10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine