10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester