10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.