10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez