10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.