10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Why not, when some because there are three.