10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."