10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Fold and live to fold again
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.