10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare