10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.