10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom