10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."