10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves