10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger