10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.