10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe