10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...