10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed