10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.