10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• im going to 2 out you to death