10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.