10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.