10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.