10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?