10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.