10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "No river, no fish."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim