10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• It's Free To Fold...