10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it