10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.