10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...