10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake