10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."