10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.