10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.