10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus