10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.