10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• It's Free To Fold...
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown