10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Fook the floosh droo!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."