10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.